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Zerts’ are what I call desserts. ‘Trée-trées’ are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz’ with a ‘z’ — I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cacc.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.’

Tom Haverford (via reiselovesyou)

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Loved this movie.

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No. 2

curl-up-in-words:

On the most eruptive day-

ash ominously floating,

ready to coat lungs-

I came upon a cave

sturdy

sheltering

and it was you.

You were cavernous around me

I felt so small.

I still feel so small.

Tunneling into your depths

I was safer

it got darker

but the tips of my fingers knew you

felt you

your bumps and your grooves, the moss at my feet.

My eyes, I believed

would adjust to your darkness

but five years later

and what have they achieved?

You, my cave,

are my shield and my prison.

No longer, no longer.

rrueplumet:

LES MIS: WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING 
who am i?  who am i…? - i was expecting like cinderella or something what just happened here??

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stormy-h-a-z-e:

cheerstovogue:

flowerbombd:

floralbliss:

inspirations here

Oh my god who is this somebody help me out here

rj king

WHO ARE YOU mARRY ME

CATFISH!

stormy-h-a-z-e:

cheerstovogue:

flowerbombd:

floralbliss:

inspirations here

Oh my god who is this somebody help me out here

rj king

WHO ARE YOU mARRY ME


CATFISH!

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taayrenee:

i need to remember this

taayrenee:

i need to remember this

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